Not your usual movie review. This is my summary of the new Wolverine Film in ten points. you should scroll down if you don’t want to know the story!
The Storyline of Wolverine:
1. Meet Logan (Jackman) as a young child and a young sabretooth (Victor)
2. See Logan & Victor serving in many wars and battles over the years. Meaning: he’s OLD!
3. Logan & Victor become part of an elite corps of soldiers who go on missions with other power dudes
4. Logan stomps off because he disagrees with all the seemingly pointless blood and violence man. hairy mate Victor is not happy!
5. Catch up with Logan a few years later. He lives on a big rock in Canada with a lovely lady school teacher. He’s a lumberjack
6. Victor appears to kill lady leaving Logan one angry dude but he is out of practice when it comes to fighting Victor
7. Logan get a serious metal infusion from old elite army corps guy and aquires his Wolverine dog tags
8. reconditioned Wolverine goes hunting Victor down and while doing so finds out the elite army general dude is experimenting on mutants and goes to investigate
9. The chick he thought was dead turns out to be alive and well; she was a plant and the evil army dude has pinched all mutants powers and created one extreme mutant killing machine that he sent after Wolverine to kill him dead!
10. Wolverine survives but gets shot in the head with special metal bullet and loses his memory. His chick dies for real but as he doesnt remember her really he’s not too bothered.
How to Watch Wolverine
At the time of writing this article Wolverine is still not available on DVD but you really should take a night out to watch Wolverine at the cinema. For the girls there is plenty of semi-clad Wolverine demonstrating his lovely buffed hairy torso on a BIG screen. Guys get to see lots of fighting action with the surround sound only a cinema can offer.
Watching it for the first time on the big screen really gives in the WOW factor. Sure there will be bits you will miss but when you Rent or Buy your Wolverine DVD later on you can fill in those blanks.
